Once, a
lovesick man faced harsh rejection from the woman of his
dreams.Brokenhearted, he cast aside any feelings of affection for the
opposite sex. No more would he be blind to their malevolence, nor would
he see these seductive creatures as anything but cancerous embodiments
of evil. Donning pink,frilly clothes and a thong, the hairy man assumed a
new identity and dedicated himself to a three-fold mission: to warn men
of feminine wiles, to end the lives of women in men's company, and to
prevent sexual relations at all costs, not barring death. Beware the
Purple Marauder. Beware his legendary cry for justice: "Nyar!" The
self-styled hero launched Into his costumed career in the early 16th
century, armed only with his rapier (though he also calls upon "wads of
spit as his "secret weapon"). Though he eventually lost his trademark
hat to gusty winds, he has improved his wardrobe by using the loot
stolen from his victims. He even acquired a pair of pistols, though he
could not afford ammunition. The Marauder's mind is obviously fractured,
apparent even in his language - he labels females as objects (a woman
is an "it." not a "she") and often refers to himself in the third
person.
The Purple Marauder first met Lusiphur in Palasach, where he successfully prevented the elf's sexual romp with a lady friend. Though the Marauder would lose all subsequent battles with Luse, he always returned in excellent condition, unhindered by the bullet wounds and broken bones from previous encounters. During their last encounter, the Marauder found himself oddly aroused by Lusiphur, who had been mystically transformed into a woman. Confused by this attraction, the hero groped and kissed his protesting nemesis. Afterwards, the human defended the honor of his "he-bitch" in a melee against Luse's enemies. The Purple Marauder then escaped capture and disappeared into the night. Make no mistake, evildoer, the Purple Marauder will return...
Character is from Poison Elves.
The Purple Marauder first met Lusiphur in Palasach, where he successfully prevented the elf's sexual romp with a lady friend. Though the Marauder would lose all subsequent battles with Luse, he always returned in excellent condition, unhindered by the bullet wounds and broken bones from previous encounters. During their last encounter, the Marauder found himself oddly aroused by Lusiphur, who had been mystically transformed into a woman. Confused by this attraction, the hero groped and kissed his protesting nemesis. Afterwards, the human defended the honor of his "he-bitch" in a melee against Luse's enemies. The Purple Marauder then escaped capture and disappeared into the night. Make no mistake, evildoer, the Purple Marauder will return...
Character is from Poison Elves.
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